My friends and family think I'm a little nuts because I've already laid out exactly what is to occur upon my death.
1. Get a second opinion.
2. Once there are two valid MEDICAL opinions that I am truly dead, cut off my head. I just want to make sure that I am really, really dead. I have seen WAY too many movies about being buried alive.
3. At my party, this is the song I want played and played LOUD! (This part isn't really relevant to my post, but I adore this song!)
Enter the Haggis - One Last Drink
So what brings me to posting this today? This little gem that I read online:
Man Wakes Up In Morgue Fridge
Simon McCormack First Posted: 7/25/11 01:26 PM ET Updated: 7/25/11 01:40 PM ET
JOHANNESBURG (Associated Press) — A South African health official says a man awoke to find himself in a morgue fridge – nearly a day after his family thought he had died.
Health department spokesman Sizwe Kupelo said Monday that the man awoke Sunday afternoon, 21 hours after his family called in an undertaker who sent him to the morgue after an asthma attack.
Kupelo says the man started yelling, prompting morgue workers to run away in fear. They eventually returned and removed him from the fridge. He was then taken to a nearby hospital and later discharged by doctors who deemed him stable.
The mortuary owner says his family is very happy to have him home.
Kupelo urged South Africans to call on health officials to confirm that their relatives are really dead.
