I am a Rock Star! There. I said it!
The mission: To create a den flag for Michael's Wolf den.
I cut stencils using very sharp implements and did not cut myself.
I painted without smearing paint in any incorrect places.
I sewed without jamming my machine and pounded grommets without catching my thumb under the mallet.
I played with Shrinky Dinks and was actually successful.
I hot-glued feathers into beads and never once had to put my hand in the bowl of ice water that I had placed nearby.
I am, for one brief, shining moment, a crafting diva.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled program which is already in progress. I, on the other hand, am going to go clean up my cutting table because it looks like the cast of the Muppets barfed on it!